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Here is a few more jokes to lighten your day!
What’s an Aussie’s idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why don’t Aussies play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you yell, “Cooee!” to find your mates.
What did the Aussie say to the guy who stole his Vegemite?
“Oi, mate! You’re toast!”
How do you start a conversation with an Aussie at a party?
Just mention the cricket or say, “How ‘bout them bloody mozzies, eh?”
Why did the emu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
How do Aussies manage their money?
By putting it in their “koala-fications” savings account.
Why do Aussies bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the Aussie put his money in the freezer?
He wanted some cold hard cash.
Why do Australians call flip-flops “thongs”?
Because “butt sandals” just didn’t catch on.
What did one shark say to the other at the Great Barrier Reef?
“Stop being so shellfish!”
What’s the difference between an Aussie wedding and an Aussie funeral?
One less drunk person
